15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

10. I Last Longer Than Boromir

Who Would Use It: Faramir Touché Faramir... This is an excellent one to use because if you fall short in the bedroom, you've already let them know that although you can last longer than Boromir, it isn't much longer. Poor Boromir was killed too prematurely because things just got interesting and although he had to die in order for the fellowship to continue, it would be nice to have seen a bit more of him. The story of your life perhaps? Unfortunately it's Sean Bean and he now dies in everything - because he does it so well. So at long as people know that you can last longer than Boromir, it might be a good thing, but then it might not as he really doesn't last long.
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