15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

9. I've Been Smashing My Sting Thinking About You

Who Would Use It: Frodo You can only use this on someone that you've known for a while and if they don't know that you have a crush on them, they probably won't reciprocate it after you've said this. If you do decide that this is the best way that you can think of to tell them that you're into them, they'll definitely love the thought of you masterbating about them. But they might not. This one is only for the brave.
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