15 Problems Only Bald Men Will Understand

1. Facial Hair Becomes Almost A Necessity

Even if you've never been a fan of facial hair, once you start going bald, you're likely to begin appreciating its qualities. Bald men look better with some form of face-fluff, whether it be the popular goatee, a full on beard, a muscular-nazi-from-Raiders-Of-The-Lost-Ark-style moustache, or even just simple stubble. If your hair is thinning on top, then you should consider moving it further down your face. You may also find the problem with being bald and having no facial hair is that it can leave you looking like some kind of giant, terrifying baby. Which decidedly isn't a good look. But for most bald men, once the hair stops growing on the head, it springs up in abundance everywhere else. This means growing some impressive facial hair shouldn't be a problem, and you'll probably develop a hairy back. Are you bald? What other problems have you encountered? Share them in the comments thread below.
 
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