9. You Enter Denial
When you first start realising there seems to be more and more hair in the plughole after a shower, you'll enter the first stage of going bald: denial. You'll come up with all sorts of excuses in your mind: maybe you're just excessively shedding body hair, that's a double crown not a bald spot, you're too young/cool/frightened to lose your hair. The first step to get through this denial is to deal with it - just like so many other men have to. Do NOT comb anything over anything else.