8. You Suddenly Develop A Series Of 'Amusing' Nicknames From Your 'Friends'
Cue ball, eight ball, Dr. Evil, slap head, uncle Fester, chrome dome, the list goes on. While your friends assume you'll enjoy this gentle ribbing, you are, in fact, slowly filling with murderous rage. If you're a bit sensitive about your receding hairline, then constantly getting reminded of your resemblance to a certain Adam's Family member isn't going to help you cope. Something a lot of bald people suffering this abuse do notice: as soon as one the abusers starts to realise their forehead is getting bigger as well, the jokes from them suddenly stop.