1. "Can You Just Do Exactly What You Do But Not Take Any Of Your Clothes Off?"
Giphy.comSaid by every events organiser in the World at some point. Well, no we can't. The whole point of this act is it is a striptease you see. It is a beautiful, sexy, often funny, always glamorous art form and hours and hours of careful planning, searching for just the right music, searching again 'cause someone already uses that track, blood stains from needle pricks, hard-earned money and love have gone into it. So no. we can't "just" not do anything. If a semi-naked woman offends you then you probably need to reassess your life choices. No matter how niche and ridiculous the problem this is still, arguably, the greatest job ever. Every time somebody tells you you've helped them overcome their body confidence issues, every single time you hear that applause, watch the smiles on the audience faces and watch with pride as one of your best mates, who you're lucky enough to share the bill with storms that stage with a new act. Well, there's not a tit-taped related injury in the World that would make me trade it in. So next time you see a woman struggling with her case, hair probably in a head scarf, red lipstick firmly in place (probably the faint sparkle of glitter somewhere on her being) give her a hand. And probably buy her a gin.
