15 Problems Only Cocktail Bartenders Understand

12. Having A Rush At The Bar The Same Time Everyone Wants The Most Complicated And Time Consuming Cocktails

'One strawberry daiquiri no ice, two more strawberry daiquiri's both frozen, three B52's, two apricot mojitos, a Godfather oh and a large white Russian.'...OH COME ON! We're three deep at the bar here with only two servers and you want all this at the click of a finger. Guess you should have gone to the School of Cocktail Wizardry.

11. Hearing 'This Isn't Like Last Time I Had It'

The most frustrating words any cocktail bartender can hear. It's a cocktail so although the main ingredients will be of obvious standard, are we not allowed the right to put our own individual twist on it? Besides, we know what we're doing and this is what makes it the best cocktail in town. Guaranteed.

10. Working Beside The Hot Girl Who Rakes In All Tips

You've took the early shift and have been churning out delicious delight after delicious delight for hours and the tips just aren't coming in. (No fault of your own obviously, you're the pro here). Then the signature 'hot girl' gets on shift knocks out two Vodka Martini's and gets a 'keep the change' from a large note. Kidding me right?
 
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