7. Like Yoda, You Sometimes Speak. And The Only One Who Thinks Its Funny, You Are
This is something you just cant help. Hes your God, your Buddha; your Don Corleone, your Buzz Lightyear. Of course youre going to replicate his dulcet tones and his masterful pearls of wisdom. You howl at your own wit each time you drop this hilarious impression randomly into a conversation, wildly oblivious to the scorn and looks of puerile disgust you get off your friends who are clenching their fists to stop from punching you in the teeth. Furthermore, you think youve completely nailed his accent and have it down perfectly when really you sound like a drunk Kermit the Frog getting crushed in a vice. Keep it up though because all members of the opposite sex find it a massive turn on.
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
