8. You Start Dating Someone And Discover Their Favourite Character Is Jar Jar Binks
If this happens then you should probably contact the police because this person has probably escaped from a maximum security facility. Unless youre terribly unwell and dont know any better, any person with a fully operational brain can acknowledge that Jar Jar Binks is the most vacuously annoying terror ever to have been spewed onto a cinema screen. Even more than Spielbergs wife in Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, and all of the Goonies put together, the exasperating sods. And lets not forget the deeply unsettling allegations that the character is a racial caricature, representative of a negative Caribbean stereotype. And while Lucasfilm have denied this, the controversy around it doesnt exactly help to endear you to him.
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
