4. Not Being Able To Choose Between The Empire Or The Rebellion
In this particular scenario, any normal person would obviously plump for the Empire. Its sleek, organised, technological and structured. With the Empire you get the feeling youd be handed a company iPhone and state-of-the-art battle cruiser to nip down to Wal-Mart to do your shopping with. Youd report to the baddest man in the galaxy in Darth Vader who offs people on a whim, and the career opportunities would be endless. But you have a strange attachment to all of your loveable heroes in the Rebellion. You could go out on the drink with smarmy womaniser Han, learn the ways of the Force from wizened old piss-artist Obi Wan and for fun you could simply bully Luke for being such an annoying little spelk. Choices, choices
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Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
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