15. Knowing Youll Never Be Able To Use The Force
As much as you want to Force-choke the geezer who accidentally bumps into you at the bar, knocking your pint flying and causing a scene not too dissimilar to the one in the Cantina bar in A New Hope when the bloke with the really handsome face basically asks Luke out on a date and goes off it when hes rejected, unfortunately, its not going to happen. No matter how many times you try to use the Force to lift the TV remote up from the other chair after youve sat down, the fact of the matter is youre simply not a Jedi. Deal with it. The closest youll get to even an inkling of midichlorian ability is approaching an automatic door and timing it perfectly so you part your hands at the exact time the doors open giving you a miraculous feeling of Force prowess, as well as a massive intergalactic head swell.
Chris Peet
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
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