14. Knowing That An Actual Lightsaber Is A Lifetime Away
That is unless physicists pull their fingers out and get on with it. They should focus on that instead of playing ten pin bowling with a load of particles in Switzerland, or discovering the Higgs-Boson thingummy jig and advancing the general state of civilisation. Balls to the good of mankind, we want a lightsaber! Preferably a purple one or even an invisible one! Swoosh, swish, swoosh. Thats the closest youll ever get to sparking up a fearsome laser rod of fire making swooshing noises while wielding your toothbrush as a formidable weapon. Those kids lightsabers are a big waste of time. One duel and theyre in bits. And sure, those fancy torch lightsabers look real but you cant slay your flatmate with a shiny light if they steal the last of the milk in the fridge. Come on science, get a move on!
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
