15 Problems Only Star Wars Fans Will Understand

13. When Non-Fans Get Vital Bits Of Information Wrong

It happens all the time. Ignorant morons who say they€™ve seen the movies, claim they€™re fans but still regurgitate whole chunks of the dialogue with incorrect character names, places and suchlike. It€™s infuriating isn€™t it? Planet Menace was the first prequel, and Attack All The Clones was the second! Return of the Sith was the third prequel! It€™s just so annoying when so-called fans get them mixed up. The same with dialogue. €˜Live long and prosper€™ was spoken by Admiral Palpatine in the senate AFTER the Vulcans were all killed and the Deceptacons took over, not before all that happened! Furthermore, it€™s common knowledge that Prince Leia Organic was the only one out of the entire International Alliance to have appeared in all eight films that have been released so far. This is simple stuff people!
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