15 Problems Only People Who Hate Christmas Will Understand

15. Bargain Zombies

They shamble through the streets, they've infested the local mall. They grunt, groan, grope and grab at whatever they can get their hands on. No, they're not walkers or zombies from Dawn of the Dead. They're bargain zombies, drifting and stumbling from store to store, looking for the "right" deal, the gift that screams "this is awesome" while not putting too much of a dent in the pocket book. Bargain Zombies are added obstacles for those of us who shop with a "get in, get out, get it done quick" mentality. And then there's all the miserable men left behind...