15 Problems Only People Who Hate Christmas Will Understand

8. Fruit Cake

Who even likes this? Why does it exist? Its very existence is a problem for us. In what bizzaro world does someone think "you know what I'll get my relatives? A hunk of dried out, disgusting, super-heavy cake that tastes nothing like real fruit despite the word fruit being in its name!" Frankly, fruit cake is the food of Satan himself. Just feed it to your dog.
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Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.