1. The Only Thing Worse Than Finding A Spider, Is Losing It
All aboard the Nope Train! Destination: ScrewThat Ville. The spider definitely knows what it's doing in this situation: they're sat there fantasising about you spending the rest of the night with burning panic attacks, ripping the follicles from your scalp. They love it. Now where's those matches? Have any horror stories we probably don't want to hear involving our eight-legged friends? Feel free to share them in the comments below. We're off to douse our homes in petrol, shave off our hair then run and scream, forever.
