15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

1. Yes I Have Read The Terms And Conditions

So you read the terms and conditions, did you? Oh yes, I can see you ticked the box, that means it must be true. Bullsh*t! We pretend that we have read the terms and conditions in every transaction we make online simply because we want to get things done as quickly as possible. Who can blame us? After all, good things don't come to those who wait, good things come to those who do! There's no time for sitting around and reading endless pages of jargon and legal terminology. The truth is, we could really do with Bullsh*t Man flying in to stop us from mindlessly ticking those T&C's without a second glance. We generally don't have a clue what we are signing up to. It's fair to say that companies are not going to sneak in a clause about being able to use our bodies for experimentation, but surely it's better to be safe than sorry. Bullsh*t Man, we need you, save us from ourselves! These are just a few samples of the bullsh*t we encounter in our day-to-day lives. If we had an anti-BS caped crusader like Bullsh*t Man around then the world would be a much more transparent and straight-talking place. Let me know what BS you think deserves calling out in the comments below.
 
Posted On: 
Contributor
Contributor

My life is an odd blend of the real and surreal. By day I study law but by night I live my life vicariously through science fiction and fantasy, as a Whovian, gamer and writer.