15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

2. Of Course You Don't Look Fat

Every boyfriend, husband, and clothing shop assistant has to deal with this one at some point. We don't like being honest when it means it might upset someone, but on the flip-side we are quite happy to tell a blatant lie if it means getting out of the situation. There seems to be a recurring theme in most of these entries, we will say a load of bull to avoid awkward situations. Karl described his own girlfriend, Suzanne, as plump and having 'a lot of skin', so he is certainly not afraid to tell it as it is. If Bullsh*t Man was around we would have to follow suit and there would be no more shying away from the truth in these awkward moments. Would it be a good idea to take a leaf from Karl's book? What would the world be like if we all spoke our minds?