15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

10. CV's, Personal Statements And LinkedIn

Modesty is a quality that seems to be lost in the modern globalised world. It's simply not enough to say that you are a hard-working individual with interests in X and Y; nowadays you have to be a professional, entrepreneurial trendsetter with a record of success and achievement in everything you ever did. The best opportunities no longer get handed out to the hardest worker, they go to the peacock with the biggest plumage. Think about how often people spout bull in CV's and interviews - it's ego-rubbing at its worst. It doesn't really add anything to our lives other than empty words and misleading statements, our understanding of people would be much more transparent if someone could swoop in and call bull on these phoney professional profiles.