15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

9. Lose 10 Pounds In 3 Days With These New Pills

We've all seen the online ads. The internet is filled with promises of weight loss, secret bargains and the enlargement of various appendages, but we all know that they are just money-grabbing scams. Don't we? The worrying thing about these ads is that their persistence suggests that people do actually fall for them. Put someone on the internet for the first time and they are bound to try and claim their '1 millionth visitor prize'. Are we at the point where we need to hold seminars on 'How To Internet' for the more technophobic consumer? If education fails as a remedy, eradication would serve as the next best alternative. Bullsh*t Man, over to you!