If you ever wondered what a pickle having sex with a pancake would be like, this is the book for you. It tells the story of Gaston Glew, a terribly sad pickle who meets the most beautiful pancake girl in the world, Fanny Fod, who lactates maple beer. She guards the origin of all happiness: the mysterious Cuddlywumpus. You can only imagine the drama that ensues. Other titles in the series include: "Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz", "Lost In Cat Brain Island" and "Die You Doughnut Bastards". Oh, and you can buy them all on Amazon. Beautiful. Any more hidden gems you know of within the vast Amazon machine? Let us know in the comments below!