15 Seriously WTF Items You Didn't Know You Could Buy On Amazon

13. Clone-A-Willy (Chocolate Version)

Ever fancied a chocolate penis to nibble on? What about your own? Of course you have! Lucky for you, Amazon can deliver the perfect kit directly to your home. Simply add water and *poof*.. an exact copy of your manhood ready to eat. The greatest selling line ever here is quite possibly: "You will be amazed at the detail." Mmm, chocolate veins.