15 Seriously WTF Items You Didn't Know You Could Buy On Amazon

12. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Youch! What's more, this ball-breaking First Lady can be bought alongside Osama Bin Laden toilet paper (perfect for showing the President exactly what you think of him from the comfort of your own pooping chamber) and "Corkscrew Bill", complete with inappropriately-placed, erm, screw. God bless America.