15 Seriously WTF Items You Didn't Know You Could Buy On Amazon

11. Black Toilet Paper

Unless you have some rare form of bird poop syndrome, and it comes out white, just how do you know when you're done? Specifics aside, this gothic TP has had no complaints from this customer, from a galaxy far far away:

"As a loyal minion to the Commander-in-Chief of the Galactic Empire, I can attest to the sweet fragrance, strength and absorbency of this product: the Dark Lord of the Sith will countenance no other luxury bath tissue in his personal toilet chamber. I deducted one star only because I fear being telekinetically throttled by Lord Vader unless new stock is received soon."