15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat

1. You Genuinely Think Your Cat Will Protect You From A Home Invasion

As you lie dropping to sleep in bed and thinking back to what was not a good day, you glance over to the corner where Lioney Itchy sits, asleep and happy. You smile, maybe life isn't all that bad after all: you'll always have your cats love, no matter what. After all, he doesn't actually move out. You would do anything to protect him and you know, you know, that he would do the same. If burglars broke in he would be the first one there, hissing and spitting, clawing away at the masked invaders and protecting what€™s his. If you were tied up, he€™d simultaneously gnaw through the ropes and phone the police at the same time., because guard dogs have nothing on €˜guard cats.€™ The harsh truth of course is that your cat would hide until the trouble had died down and, on seeing you tied up in the kitchen, would sit next to their food bowl until you were ready to give them some treats. They might even make time to disconnect the phone line. You know, until you€™re ready to feed them. But still, cats are still proper cool, and it's hard not to absolutely adore them. If you are affected by any of the issues discussed in this article, please comment below.
 
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