15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat
2. They Watch You In The Toilet
The day has passed and you are lonely and feel low. Hell, you might as well go to bed so you decide to brush your teeth and then sit on the toilet with a good magazine for a while. You sit there, laughing at the articles and remembering that the outside world can actually be a welcoming place. Then the toilet door creeks open and Mandy Catinkin is stood there, again staring at you judgementally:
"I know what youre doing in there. You disgusting human being. I hope you never wash the guilt away."
You blush and try and show that its a film magazine., and nothing more sordid. Meanwhile, Catinkin just sits there staring in discomforting disgust, before fully entering the bathroom and siting in front of you to watch everything you do. Watches you without blinking until you shut the magazine, finihs off, wash your hands and leave.
