4. The Boss Is Bringing You Small Gifts Like Coffee And Muffins
If this symptom is happening to you then it really is a mark of death. A black spot to a pirate, an execution order to a Texan prisoner, it is a solid and undeniable mark of the end times. If at any point your direct superior or boss starts bringing you coffee or cakes from their morning coffee run, then get out of the kitchen as quick as you can. This is a classic sign of guilt. Unless your boss is regularly in the habit of bringing you little treats and nibbles like you're some sort of Egyptian cat-God, then he's just trying to make himself feel better while he slowly writes your name in blood and seals your fate forever.
