15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014

6. Can Of Spray Paint

The other, more troubling thing with the soda can is just how wide it is. So far there have been long, sharp or otherwise dangerous items to introduce to one of the more sensitive areas of your body €“ sure, rectums can stretch to accommodate items to a certain extent, but the girth of a can seems like it'd cause particular damage. A can of spray paint is even more inexplicable, and seemingly even more dangerous than a little tinny of fizzy pop. The danger is in the trick it will play on you. Dig if you will a picture, of somebody putting a spray can in their bum, initially thinking it's no big deal because of the nozzle. Then they get to the actual can. Then the screaming starts. And never stops.
 
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