15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014

5. Keys

People are forever misplacing their keys, for some reason or another. You use them to get into your house or car or flat or whatever so often that the action becomes automatic, and you're not really conscious of where you toss them after they've outlived their use for the day. That's why people have those little bowls next to their front doors, or the hooks on the wall where they dangle invitingly to thieves and/or cats. There's only one sure-fire way to make sure you never lose your keys. Yep, you guessed it, it's by sticking them in your rectum. It's not unlike the kangaroo's pouch approach discussed with the toothbrush holder. Keep all off your important items not only on you at all times, but in you. Again, though, keys are a bit pointy. Hope you haven't got any bulky chains or charms attached to them, either, whoever you are.