15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014

11. Shampoo Bottle

Keeping your butt clean and tidy is an important thing, especially if you have a romantic partner who often adventures down there, or even if you just enjoy doing things with it yourself. There are many ways to keep that undiscovered country tamed, from anal bleaching to making sure any loose hairs are kept trim. And wiping, obviously. Or you could go the whole hog and just insert some Head & Shoulders into it to make sure that not only is it clean, but also silky, smooth, and free of dandruff! Can you get dandruff in your bum? Probably not after you've stuck a shampoo bottle up there. Then again there's probably a lot you can't do after making that rather rash decision.