15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014

12. A Turkey Baster

Speaking of seasonal use of household items to provide yourself with some strange sexual kicks (no judgement but, c'mon, you know sex toys are a thing right), why does it have to stop at Christmas? Find new uses for Halloween candy, give a partner a real Easter Egg hunt, or get bored of waiting for the turkey to be done on Thanksgiving and put the baster up there. Look, it's difficult coming up with explanations for these things. What would possess somebody to put a turkey baster up their anus? Boredom doesn't seem like such a bizarre suggestion given the circumstances. Or else somebody misunderstood how both artificial insemination and basic biology works.