2. "Excuse Me, Is This Your Wallet?" - I Just Watched You Drop Your Wallet. Here It Is Back.
It's hard to understand why our natural response is to feel awkward about saving a stranger a great deal of hassle. We act as if our altruistic act is somehow an inconvenience and shy away from stepping up and being the hero we deserve to be. There is only one time that it is justifiable to be embarrassed when stopping a stranger in the street out of pure human kindness; to politely point out that one's dress may or may not be caught in one's underwear. In such a situation, a sheepish glance at the feet is definitely required.
1. "Does Anyone Want That Last Yorkshire Pudding?" - I Want That Last Yorkshire Pudding.
Dining etiquette dictates that one should offer all leftovers to the table before taking it for themselves. Unfortunately, this results in every mealtime reaching a volatile conclusion where the destination of the final Yorkshire pudding must be determined. To come out on top, you must require the poker face of a professional gambler. The question must be asked with all the nonchalance of a well-fed adult whilst letting all other diners know that sh*t will go down if that final battery treat does not find its way to your plate.
