Every single person that has and will ever live poops on a daily basis. It is a fact of life rarely spoken of outside of a comedic context. You do it, I do it, even the President of the United States does it. In fact, Obama might be pooping at this very moment as you are reading this. Given this, the odds are that youve probably taken a peak in the toilet after doing the dookie dance. Yet ask anyone and theyll tell you theyd never do something so disgusting. We try to hide this indignity from others as much as possible, but it is actually a very proactive practice to keep track of your bowel habits. It tells you a lot about your physical health. So next time you finish clearing the pipes, dont be ashamed to admire your handy work before you flush.
