15 Things Only People From Bedford Will Understand
11. The Fear Of Using THAT Public Toilet In Bedford Park
If it was a toss-up between weeing in a bush or putting your life on the line to risk getting locked in the futuristic revolving-door toilet cubicle which cost 20p during a trip to the park in the summer holidays well, its obvious, isn't it? Opt for the bush every time. Rumour had it a kid suffocated in there. Ain't anyone putting me in that toilet.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
