We have our own outdoor music festival. Does Guernsey have its own music festival? Yes, the Victor Hugo International Music Festival, but it's mostly violins and cellos and that. It's RUBBISH. Jersey Live has featured Ellie Goulding, Ed Sheeran, Rizzle Kicks, Fatboy Slim, Bastille and more. You lose again, Guernsey. You go to hell. Jersey Live also serves booze, and so has also become famous for being basically a field full of drunken teens, each doing their part for the environment by fertilising the ground with urine and vomit. You're not a true Jerseyman until either you or someone you know personally has been ejected from Jersey Live for public drunkenness. It's a very horrible rite of passage.
