15 Things That Will Happen If You Get Into Pole Dancing

So where will you find your motivation? Why, Youtube, of course.

You'll watch the worst fails to make yourself feel better, you'll watch tutorials, you'll watch performances. You'll even watch competitions to get yourself motivated. You’ll phone your friends and ask if they’re as sore or humiliated as you feel and they’ll probably tell you they are, but they know that that soon will pass and you have just got to think of how sexy you’ll look in your bikini the next summer.

So you go online and look for a bikini that you can buy for next summer, so you can hang it on your closet to stare at whenever you feel demotivated.