7. Motherhood
Olden days people had the right idea: they'd stay at home while their much more qualified husband went out to earn the pennies, nurturing the children, who literally cannot survive without human contact every second of every day. Now, women are putting their careers before their motherly duties, leaving their children alone and uncared for; forcing them into the workforce themselves at the tender age of a few months old because nobody is looking after them. Gone are the days when being a mother was a job, because uncaring career women are simply replacing their instincts with career aspirations and greed. Being a mother doesn't change the person who you are, it just means that you have a lot more work and responsibility to take on. For Mother's Day, your children will spoil you with gifts because they're things that you like because that's who you are; similarly, your co workers in the office will know to buy chocolate cake for your birthday instead of victoria sponge. Having a child won't change your personality although you might be a lot more tired than you're comfortable with.