16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

7. You Crave Fresh Produce, But Want To Kill Everyone At The Farmer's Market

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?? WHY WON'T YOU ALL JUST GO AWAY AND LET ME BUY SOME GODDAMN VEGETABLES IN PEACE?? The lady with the double-wide stroller and the carefree demeanor really isn't making things any easier on anyone. Ditto the guy who's not paying attention to happening at ground level, whatsoever, because he gave his attention to the clouds and is trying to predict whether or not it's going to rain in the next six weeks. And Stella's Bakery is so close that my eyes can taste the warm, gooey bread. This is how people get trampled.