16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

8. Your Closet Offers A Very Specific Color Palette

What does this occasion call for? I could wear the red and white shirt. Or I could wear the black and red shirt. Or maybe the green and gold shirt? Oh wait, what if I wear the green and gold shirt with the red and white sweatpants? ...That's a sweet look.
 
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