16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

1. You're So Hungover That Mickies Doesn't Even Sound Good

You never thought you'd live to see this day. And now that it's here, you're pretty sure this is what it feels like to lose the love of your life in a horrific automobile accident. It's Sunday morning and your stomach refuses to let you believe that Mickies Dairy Bar is a good idea right now. This just isn't right. But you know what, maybe you can go to Mickey's Tavern for a Bloody Mary or two, just to get yourself settled, and then go back to Mickies for some cheap and delicious breakfast. Your stomach should be all set for a Scrambler by then.
 
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