16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

2. You Miss The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile

The wounds are still too fresh. The saltiness still too potent to fully explain the heartache of not seeing that giant, moving weiner out on the streets. What happens to a weinermobile after it's served the citizens of Madison so faithfully for all of those years? With any luck this is an All Hot Dog's Go To Heaven type of scenario. If it's not, don't tell me. I was finally able to wash the tears off my pillowcase.