16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

12. You Haven't Seen Piccolo Man In A While

And that's heartbreaking. Where have you gone, Piccolo Man? Why haven't my eyes bore witness to your beautiful woodwind and glorious orange jumpsuit lately? Was it something I did? Because I can change, Piccolo Man. For you, I'd change anything. Not to worry, surely Thong Cape Scooter Man is just a few blocks away, ready to turn this frown upside down.