1. "Where's The B*stard That Did This To Me?"
They're probably just getting some fresh air because you've been screaming at them for a good few hours with the usual 'how could you do this to me?' etc. You enjoyed the conception part so stop blaming the poor guy who is now probably terrified of your wrath. Hopefully, the daddy will be buying you some after birth treats and clothes for the baby that don't button up at the back... Are you a midwife who shares these experiences every day? Share your thoughts below in the comments thread.