17. "Can I Have Some Drugs?!"
For the love of your unborn child, your midwife is not Walter White and cannot hand out pain relief just because you asked for it a few hundred times in half an hour. Your midwife knows how much pain that you're in and will do anything they can you make sure that you're as comfortable as possible throughout the entire process. However, if you continue to shout abuse at them and demand an epidural whilst you're already pushing, expect to be disappointed.