11. "Why Don't I Feel Very Well?"

Especially for first time mothers, your body is experiencing something that it has never encountered before and unfortunately ladies, it isn't a walk in the park on a brilliantly sunny day, eating a cupcake and riding on a unicorn. Your body is trying hard to do it's job and that is simply getting the baby out safely. Therefore, it's common that you're going to throw up either during or after labour so be careful with what you eat beforehand, if only for the sake of your midwife.