16. Getting Excited Over Your 75% Uniform Discount
On your first day, you're informed that you'll be allowed 75% off any clothes deemed as appropriate for Next uniform. While you weren't a massive fan of Next clothes before, you might as well take advantage of such a great amount of discount. This fancy flowery dress is beautiful, and it's only going to cost you £8! Oh, apparently it's not work place appropriate. Bummer. Well, how about this slinky sheer black shirt, that's not too raunchy is it? Oh, ok, the boss says it is. So you can get: black trousers and a weird peplum halter neck which is utterly disgusting, and it's still going to cost you all the wages you earn on your first shift. Right. This isn't going quite the way you thought it would. Goodbye sexy shirt.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
