While working on women's wear, it's always important to try on all the Next perfume samples, just to check they're not 'off'. Just Pink, Cashmere, Paradise and Sparkle all sound like fancy names, and certainly don't smell bad - in fact, you've got a few at home (maybe you did find a way to use your 25% staff discount...) But. Those perfumes give you quite a headache when you put all of them on at once. OK, you know you should have learned by now that spraying yourself all over with four types of heady scent is not a great idea, but when they're all sitting in a neat row and the shop is quiet, sometimes you just can't help yourself. And Jesus, does too much perfume give a banger of a headache, or what?
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
