You're not sure if customers are stupid, or just out to get you: but how does no one realise how much time you spend refiguring the racks of skirts, jumpers, cardigans, shirts and trousers? They quite clearly hang in a particular numeric order. 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, etc. And still people pick up a size 10, and then put it right at the back of the rack near the size 20s. OH MY DAYS. IT IS NOT HARD. WHY CAN'T YOU COUNT? You've reordered the clothes in Next so many times without thought, that you've started doing it in other shops when you're out shopping without noticing. You've certainly been given a few weird looks while absently organising the bikinis bottoms in Topshop while your friend has been in the changing rooms before.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
