17 Problems Only People Training For The London Marathon Will Understand

15. The Constant Dread You Won't Be Fit Enough On Race Day

Your friends wonder why you're always so grouchy when they ask how training is going €” that's because in your head, it's going worse than Donald Trump attempting to convince us his hair is 100% real.

14. That Horrible Moment When You Realise With Months Of Training Ahead Of You, You Hate Running

It'll probably happen when you're out training on a cold night in driving rain; the churning sensation you get in your stomach when you have that epiphany is what true despair feels like.

Tom, simple country boy, scarily close to his 30th birthday. A juxtaposition of sporty and active alpha male with TV and gaming nerd. Newcastle United fan who lives a LONG way away from Newcastle.