17 Signs Your Cat Is Actually Satan Himself

2. The Kneading Ritual

The happier your cat is, the harder they'll dig in with their claws; and this kneading process is apparently their way of returning the love when you're petting them. "How adorable!" you squeal through clenched teeth, as your kitty fixedly stares whilst sadistically feeling around for the internal organs it plans to rip out first.
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